500,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Ghost Chilli Vodka 20cl 40% ABV by The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co.

They've done it again. Those awful, awful people at The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co. have conjured up another monster. A monster twice as terrifying and evil as before. They have summoned forth the 500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka from the fiery pits of Hades - those lamentable fiends! Made with the infamous Naga Jolokia chillies (also known as Ghost chillies), they've created a vodka that tastes like it could well have been snatched from the hands of the Devil. The 20cl bottle (which is really more than you'll ever need) is emblazoned with an unsettling skull to scare you off and the canister it comes in is sealed to keep you out. Weighing in at a harrowing 500,000 Scovilles, you should fear it. Better yet, you should forget it.

Tasting Notes
Nose: Quite sweet and fruity, almost bourbon-like. Hints of hate, a sign of things to come? Here goes...
Palate: Oh okay. Ohhh okaaay.... Hey, your face is all red. Oh wow, why did we...? *Hiccup* I... *Hiccup* *Conspicuous silence.* Were there razor blades in this? Gah, vh, bla, nng...
Finish: What's that? No, I'm not crying... *Sob* (10 minutes later) My teeth feel weird. Are my lips swelling? Get that stuff out of my sight.

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